Hi there, it’s me again and upon doing tons of readings I’ve stumbled on this Quiz that is very interesting and that might help all the GUYS out there to understand themselves a little better, Cold-hearted Romeo or gullible fool... Which are you? Keep tabs on the scores that
you accumulate and see where you stand.
1. How long does your relationship last?
a) 1 night (your choice). (0 points)
b) 1 night (her choice). (8 points)
c) 1 to 3 months. (6 points)
d) 4 to 6 months. (10 points)
e) More than a year. (2 points)
2. ``
a) Briskly suggest that “we’ll just split this down the middle” and plonk your half of the cash on the table. (2)
b) A bit of to-ing and fro-ing before you pay – on the assurance that “she can get it next time”. (4)
c) Fold the second she strokes your calf with her foot and says,”thanks for the paying” and cough up for the lot before going home alone. (6)
d) Eagerly intercept the waiter so you can settle up before she has a chance to offer, while leaving an ostentatiously large tip. (10)
3. Have you ever got the first strike in and dumped by someone before they dumped you?
a) Yes. (10)
b) No. (0)
4. How do you treat your friends when you’ve got a girlfriend?
a) The same. (0)
b) With a sense of embarrassment and awkwardness. (4)
c) With a mixture of disdain and pity for people who are single, throwing bins at each other on the way home, having meaningless casual sex, etc. (6)
d) As a distant, hazy memory of the old, and take her as your world. (10)
5. Have you ever done any of the following? (2 points each)
a) Cried after sex.
b) Paid for her to go on a holiday with her friends.
c) Waited around outside a club until 3am in your car.
d) Lent her upwards of RM 1,000.
e) Failed to get repaid a sum of money upwards of RM 1,000.
6. How do her friends treat you?
a) With huge waves of maternal sympathy, often extending to phoning you up behind your girlfriends, warning you that “you’ve been taken for a ride”. (10)
b) With callous indifference, safe in the knowledge that some other sucker will be along to fund her “Princess” lifestyle. (8)
c) With barely concealed sexual aggression. (0)
d) With harmless flirting which might-if you were both a bit tanked up- possibly spill into something more. (2)
7. Have you ever been jilted out of a marriage or engagement?
a) Yes. (10)
b) No. (0)
8. Does she ever do any of the following? (2 points each)
a) Sit there channel-surfing through a variety of reality shows – while you’re talking to her.
b) Ask whether you’d pay for her to have a boob job.
c) Leave a list lying around of her “top five footballers to hunt down”.
d) Sit alone at home all day because “I just couldn’t be bothered going to work”.
e) Clear your wallet, leaving an IOU written on a forever friend Post-It in pink ink, with big hearts over the letter “I”.
9. It’s a week after you first slept together. How are you behaving?
a) E-mailing her every few days to keep things light-heartedly and planning to hook up with her at some point on Saturday when you’re both out with your friends. (0)
b) Watching your productivity go off as you waste your working days arranging elaborate dates. (4)
c) Frenziedly ploughing through her Facebook/MySpace/Friendster accounts, analysing harmless comments from other men like you or something. (6)
d) Turning up at her work to surprise her. The surprise being that you’ve bought her some really nice stuff that she likes. (10)
10. How do you respond to separation?
a) Down a single malt whisky while smiling wryly out the window and muttering something about “road kill on the way to the altar”. (0)
b) Get up on the roof of Toys “R” Us, unveiling a sheet with a love letter to your ex scrawled on it. (10)
c) Build a bonfire of all her stuff, which quickly rages out of control and inadvertently torches your shed. (8)
d) Go out and totally get drunken two days in a row. (2)
e) As above, but for the next two months until your mum has to step in and look after you. (4)
So total it up and see what you get based on the results below:
0-40
While you might be a bit callous, you’re not at risk of making a prat of yourself. Just check that you’re not letting good stuff slip away by being a bit to blasé about these things.
41-60
You’ve got a healthy attitude, although you could be outfoxed by a particularly hot girl. Keep an eye on yourself.
61-80
This is risky territory. In all likelihood, even well-meaning girls who like you are going to be put off by your behaviour. Just calm everything down a few notches, don’t be so eager, and don’t cave into everything she asks for.
81+
You sound like you’ve got a lot of issues to resolve about relationships. Unless you were seriously abandoned as a child, this is no way for anyone to be behaving. Take emergency steps- perhaps even seek professional help...
Well I hope that this quiz was fun and maybe help all you guys out there J till next time I’m signing out.
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